Sam Severn lives in beautiful Snohomish, Washington U.S.A. with his wife and children, he with his long hair, his John Lennon glasses, his ridiculous but much-loved collection of heavy metal records which he's had since he was, like, 8, they with their pygmy goats. He is positively the lamest metal guitar player still alive. But that doesn't stop him from dreaming up totally INSANE-O riffs, n' shredding clod-metal titan tunes which would appease even the Satanic Cloven-Hoofed Dark Lord Of The Whammy Bar himself, although sometimes methinks maybe he should try the drums. This is not his photo. This is his website. This is his life. This is his WORLD.
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST LIVE PERFORMANCES OF ALL-TIME I HAVE EVER SEEN, AS OF TODAY:
1. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND, LOS ANGELES SPORTS ARENA, 1980 2. THE CLASH, SANTA MONICA CIVIC, 1981 3. PRINCE AND THE REVOLUTION, UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATRE, HOLLYWOOD, 1985 4. AEROSMITH, KEY ARENA, SEATTLE, 1997 5. THE WHITE STRIPES, PLAZA OF NATIONS, VANCOUVER B.C., 2003 6. ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS, LONG BEACH ARENA, 1978 7. BOB DYLAN, PARAMOUNT THEATER, SEATTLE, 2005 8. IGGY AND THE STOOGES, WAMU THEATER, SEATTLE, 2008 9. STEVIE WONDER, CHATEAU STE. MICHELLE, SEATTLE, 2008 10. SONIC YOUTH, BUMBERSHOOT, SEATTLE, 2002
TO BE A ROCK, N' NOT TO ROLL
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST HEAVY METAL BANDS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. LED ZEPPELIN 2. BLACK SABBATH 3. DEEP PURPLE 4. KISS 5. GUNS N' ROSES 6. AC/DC 7. METALLICA 8. BLUE OYSTER CULT 9. JUDAS PRIEST 10. NEIL YOUNG N' CRAZY HORSE
MILES IN THE SKY
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST JAZZ MUSICIANS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. MILES DAVIS 2. THELONIOUS MONK 3. LOUIS ARMSTRONG 4. DUKE ELLINGTON 5. JOHN COLTRANE 6. HERBIE HANCOCK 7. COUNT BASIE 8. RAHSAAN ROLAND KIRK 9. BILLIE HOLIDAY 10. GLENN MILLER
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MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE EVER, DUDE!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. THE WIZARD OF OZ
2. APOCALYPSE NOW
3. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
4. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
5. TAXI DRIVER
6. BLUE VELVET
7. PULP FICTION
8. UNFORGIVEN
9. AMERICAN GRAFFITI
10. THE SHINING
THE WHITE ALBUM RULES THE UNIVERSE!!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. THE WHITE ALBUM
2. BORN TO RUN
3. ABBEY ROAD
4. SONGS IN THE KEY OF LIFE
5. JOHN LENNON/PLASTIC ONO BAND
6. IN UTERO
7. THERE'S A RIOT GOIN' ON
8. ELECTRIC LADYLAND
9. NEVERMIND
10. THE RAMONES
GEORGE, PAUL, RINGO, AND JOHN
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST BANDS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. THE BEATLES
2. NIRVANA
2. LED ZEPPELIN
4. THE RAMONES
5. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN N' THE E STREET BAND
6. SLY N' THE FAMILY STONE
7. THE DOORS
8. AEROSMITH
9. THE CLASH
10. LYNYRD SKYNYRD
YOU MAY SAY I'M A DREAMER. BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST SONGS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. "IMAGINE," BY JOHN LENNON 2. "HEY JUDE," BY THE BEATLES
3. "BORN TO RUN" BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 4. "JOHNNY B. GOODE," BY CHUCK BERRY
5. "BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER," BY SIMON & GARFUNKEL
6. "HEART-SHAPED BOX" BY NIRVANA 7. "AMERICAN PIE," BY DON MCLEAN 8. "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN," BY LED ZEPPELIN 9. "SWEET CHILD O' MINE," BY GUNS N' ROSES 10. "BLITZKRIEG BOP," BY THE RAMONES
'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST GUITARISTS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. JIMI HENDRIX
2. KURT COBAIN
3. CHUCK BERRY
4. JIMMY PAGE
5. NEIL YOUNG
6. KEITH RICHARDS
7. JOHNNY RAMONE
8. JACK WHITE
9. LINK WRAY
10. PETE TOWNSEND
STILL THE KING!
MY ALL-TIME T0P 10 GREATEST MALE VOCALISTS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. ELVIS
2. KURT COBAIN
3. JOHN LENNON
4. PAUL MCCARTNEY
5. ROBERT PLANT
6. JOEY RAMONE
7. STEVIE WONDER
8. BOB DYLAN
9. JIM MORRISON
10. AXL ROSE
JANIS ALWAYS SANG YOU A PIECE OF HER HEART
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST FEMALE VOCALISTS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. JANIS JOPLIN
2. KAREN CARPENTER
3. DIONNE WARWICKE
4. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
5. PATSY CLINE
6. CAROLE KING
7. PAT BENATAR
8. PATTI SMITH
9. STEVIE NICKS
10. JONI MITCHELL
QT IS GOD
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST FILM DIRECTORS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. QUENTIN TARANTINO 2. STANLEY KUBRICK 3. DAVID LYNCH 4. ALFRED HITCHCOCK 5. AKIRA KUROSAWA 6. GEORGE LUCAS 7. FRANK CAPRA 8. CLINT EASTWOOD 9. SAM PECKINPAH 10. TIM BURTON
SMELL THE GLOVE
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST ROCK MOVIES OF ALL TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. THIS IS SPINAL TAP
2. A HARD DAY'S NIGHT 3. WOODSTOCK 4. HELP! 5. PURPLE RAIN 6. GIMME SHELTER 7. SCHOOL OF ROCK 8. JANIS 9. LA BAMBA 10. ROCK N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL
KURT IS GOD
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. SLAUGHTERHOUSE-5, BY KURT VONNEGUT 2. 1984, BY GEORGE ORWELL. 3. THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN 4. THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, BY J.D. SALINGER 5. THE HOBBIT, BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN 6. A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES, BY JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE 7. FAHRENHEIT 451, BY RAY BRADBURY 8. WATERSHIP DOWN, BY RICHARD ADAMS 9. THE FAN MAN, BY WILLIAM KOTZWINKLE 10. VALLEY OF THE DOLLS, BY JACQUELINE SUSANN
PAUL AT THE CAVERN
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST BASS PLAYERS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. PAUL MCCARTNEY 2. KRIST NOVOSELIC 3. DEE DEE RAMONE 4. JACK CASADY 5. JOHN ENTWISTLE 6. LARRY GRAHAM 7. JOHN PAUL JONES 8. PAUL SIMONON 9. KIM GORDON 10. DUFF MCKAGAN
THE HAMMER OF THE GODS!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST DRUMMERS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. JOHN BONHAM 2. KEITH MOON 3. DAVE GROHL 4. RINGO STARR 5. TOMMY RAMONE 6. MAX WEINBERG 7. MITCH MITCHELL 8. JOHN DENSMORE 9. MICKEY FROM THE MONKEES 10. MEG WHITE
THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BROADCAST, BABY!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 GREATEST TV SHOWS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. I LOVE LUCY 2. TWIN PEAKS 3. THE SIMPSONS 4. LOST 5. THE AVENGERS (THE DIANA RIGG AS EMMA PEEL YEARS) 6. GET SMART 7. THE X-FILES 8. SESAME STREET 9. THE MONKEES 10. SEINFELD
SO COOL, THE EAGLES WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM!
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIE ACTORS OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY:
1. JAMES DEAN 2. CLINT EASTWOOD 3. HUMPHREY BOGART 4. STEVE MCQUEEN 5. BRUCE LEE 6. JACK NICHOLSON 7. JIMMY STEWART 8. JOHNNY DEPP 9. PAUL NEWMAN 10. THE MARX BROTHERS
THE QUEEN OF COOL
MY ALL-TIME TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESSES OF ALL-TIME, AS OF TODAY: