Hello World! ㋡

Welcome, world, to planet Candy Buddah! N' the cockeyed caravan of wild-ass projects of yours truly...Sam Severn!

This is a place where you don't have to be afraid to step outside the box. (Just be careful what you step in, man...N' wipe your feet at the door!) Seriously, don't be afraid to dream outside the lines.

MY HOMETOWN: Beautiful Snohomish, Washington U.S.A.!

MY OCCUPATION: You may say I'm a Dreamer. But I'm not the only one.

I am a dreamer who will never stop following his dreams. ㋡

God gave me the gift of imagination, and I promise not to use my talent as a chemical weapon against your puny human brain!

So enter! N' let's see what psychotic reactions lurk in the vaults n' swamps of a struggling sci-fi hack writer, kiddies!

Watch My Saturday Morning GRUNGE-TOONS!

Dude!! Come watch my Saturday Morning GRUNGE-TOONS, on YouTube!

I present a classic grunge tune mash-up every Saturday, with Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam tracks mixed to butt-rocking cartoons starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Betty Boop!

GRUNGE-TOONS are part of a nutritious morning breakfast!

They'll shake ya booty, n' blow ya MIND!

The Greatest Cult Series Of All Time Is Here, N' Its Name Is HEAD CARVER HIT MAN!

It's here!

The all-new sequel to Cosmic Ray!

N' the weirdest cult Sci-Fi series on all of YouTube!

Ladies n' Gentlemen, Boys n' Girls, it's...

HEAD CARVER HIT MAN!

What's HEAD CARVER HIT MAN?

It's:

Psycho killers!

Zombie slayers!

Time-travelling assassins!

Kung-fu!

Heavy Metal!

Bimbos!

Blood!

N' blaxploitation music!

Holy shit, man! This show has it all.....n' we're only talking about EPISODE 1!!

It's either the apocalypse coming, or it's Head Carver Hit Man!

Watch Episodes Of The Original COSMIC RAY, On YouTube!

All right, chillen, let this old geezer sit ya upon his knee, n' tell ya the tale of Cosmic Ray....

Cosmic Ray is my beloved li'l 17-year feature film project! Completed in 2003, the sprawling, Sci-Fi movie was rejected by 51 film festivals, including Sundance, Slamdance, Berlin, Rotterdam, Toronto, Chicago, New York (twice), Brooklyn, Palm Beach, Palm Springs, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Los Angeles, San Francisco (twice), Denver, Milwaukee, Austin, Telluride, Vancouver, Portland, and even my hometown film festival, beautiful Seattle.

In 2004, the film was abandoned.

In 2006, the movie was re-edited into 72 minute-long Episodes.

The 72 little Cosmic Ray Episodes were then posted on YouTube.

This was our last-ditch effort. Seriously, man, we had NO HOPE WHATSOEVER that anybody would watch the movie.

The 72 Episodes of Cosmic Ray garnered more than 250,000 viewings on YouTube, and became one of the most-watched (and absolutely the WEIRDEST most-watched) Web series on the site.

Let Us Now Turn Our Attention To The Other COSMIC RAY....

This is the other Cosmic Ray.

Cosmic Ray is my first book.

It is being written while you read this.

It has buttloads of words.

It has drawings.

It has lyrics and music. It has rap songs.

It is a book for children.

It is a work in progress.

Coming Soon! "SQUIDDLEY DARKSTAR"!

COMING SOON to my YouTube Channel is my new animated Web series, Squiddley Darkstar, 21st Century Wanksta!

Seriously, man. You'll have to see this shit to believe it!

BUY "COSMIC RAY"! YouTube's Coolest, Weirdest Movie Is Now On DVD, At Film Baby!

Cosmic Ray is Part 1 is my sprawling, Sci-Fi/Noir series.  A 15-year feature film project that was rejected by 51 film festivals, and abandoned by its creators . . . . but became a cult sensation on YouTube!

CLICK HERE NOW .... and own a copy of the original Cosmic Ray DVD!

विडियो फॉर जॉन Lennon

I made this video on the 29th anniversary of John's death....Imagine the world today, without the four bullets that took his life!

Come One, Come All, N' See "The Animated Heavy Metal COSMIC RAY," On YouTube!

NOW PLAYING!
LADIES N' GENTLEMEN! BOYS N' GIRLS!
They have guitars, they have groupies, they have futuristic drugs, they play Megaton Metal Blasting Rock Riffs at warp speed, they drive a massive rolling tour bus that's hauling ass across America to your town — they're COSMIC RAY! The #1 Heavy Metal Band, in the Child Extermination Camps of the future!

The myth.
The legend.
The secret origins of these heavy-rocking
dorks can no longer go untold.

So dust off your pentagram, dude, raise your fist, and bang your head whilst flipping the devil sign. Then Click Here, Bro to watch Episode 1 of The Animated Heavy Metal COSMIC RAY. It's only on YouTube!

Seattle Times Story On Me N' COSMIC RAY!

In 2002, Seattle Times reporter Tina Potterf wrote about me, and Cosmic Ray, as the film was in the middle of post-production.

...Cool!!